awyeahlongbox:

queencardigan:

awyeahlongbox:

queencardigan:

packupmydinosaurs:

The completely hypothetical team book of my heart. Alternate title: Shenanigans, Inc.

Poor Jaime, I think he still thinks he’s on a team with competent adults.

I don’t know what my life has become, Tumblr

I think every single adventure would end with Jaime and Skeets and Goldstar doing the actual saving while Booster and Ted get distracted by hilarious pranks, wacky hijinks, and looking at each others’ butts.

And sometimes it would just be Jaime and Skeets, because as big a fan as I am of women getting to rescue dudes all the time, my favorite stories about Goldstar were about her being as ridiculous and reckless as Booster and getting into stupid shit same as her brother.

NOT THAT I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT SHEL OR ANYTHING

lolol I’m more familiar with her being more sensible that Booster

but then she did, like, fall through a hole in time and end up in a city about to be destroyed because like Booster she never got the hang of the whole “remembering the past is kind of important when you’re from the future thing” so yup, she probably gets into some pretty hilariously bad situations

Post-Coast City she got written like a naggy sitcom wife a lot and it made me sad :( But before that, like absolute first thing after she learned to drive the time sphere, she went back in time to pose nude for Leonardo da Vinci and Booster got SO HILARIOUSLY MAD.

Also there was that time they kept fucking up their mission and having to go back to the same time and place in different disguises to avoid paradoxes, and they stole the Batmobile and Shel was Batgirl. And Booster was Elvis.

There was a lot of amazing shenanigans in issues 10-19 or so before Michelle found out she was dead.